Archives for the month of: August, 2011

For those of you not in the New York metropolitan area, Irene may have been one hell of a bitch. However, in NYC, the whole ordeal amounted to little more than a rainstorm. No, really. I stumbled home (about 5 blocks) at drunk o’clock early Sunday morning, when the “brunt” was passing through,  and managed to not only keep my umbrella over my head during “high wind gusts,” but also yell obscenities at two young kids making out up against a building. Maybe they thought the world was ending. We’ll find out in 9 months. 

ANYHOO, because of the city-wide shutdown and fear mongering, I was forced to think on my feet Friday while grabbing provisions because I knew the Saturday farmer’s market would be closed and the supermarkets would be flooded with anxious twats buying every fucking roll of toilet paper in Manhattan. I had picked up a couple of pints of figs one day earlier from my fruit stand man, all soft and ripe and delicious. One pint I ate fresh, but the other I had put a slow oven for a few hours on some aluminum foil with a bit of olive oil. The fruit came out with a deep caramel color, a rich sugary flavor, and a pleasantly chewy texture. Some of these, I ate as well. Wanting to expand on the fig’s Mediterranean provenance, I thought that some classic sandwich pairings would do well with my roasted figs. Luckily, my neighborhood is quite yuppie-licious, and the local specialty grocer was open late on Friday evening.

Your favorite bread, toasted + fresh mozzarella (unsalted) + kosher salt and fresh black pepper + roasted figs, sliced + prosciutto + arugula

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Apologies for not having any pictures of the finished product. I ate it. And it was good.

– Max.



Doom: As Seen Through A Window Screen


So last Sunday in the District we experienced some gloomy skies and some pretty incredible lightning storms.  I luckily already had plans to spend my day at my lovely (and a few houses away) neighbor Ani’s delicious Italian-themed and ultra-boozy brunch!  A decent size group managed to trek over to her apartment right before it started storming allowing for a very cozy setting right out of Chicken Soup for the Bruncher’s Soul.  We at, we drank, we laughed, we drank some more, all while accompanied by the sounds of Billie Holiday and thunder.

The Hostess With the Mostess


Ani made two out-of-this-world delicious frittatas!  Sadly I managed to drink a few more mimosas then intended and ended up not taking pictures of the final products – only empty plates.  But trust me, these were to die for!  Note – these frittatas were poured into different sized pans because Ani refused to buy reusable ones.  Typically I would recommend a 9X13.


The first frittata was a yummy roasted red pepper and goat cheese frittata.  Let me start by saying that when I walked into her house (before the real cooking had begun) I noticed a fantastic aroma.  Rather than going the lazy-man’s route Ani actually went ahead and roasted those peppers herself in the oven with a dash of chopped garlic and olive oil.  I am not going to lie, I stole a taste before they were added to the eggs.  Delicious!

If Only You Could Smell This

After the peppers were roasted, Ani proceeded to sauté onions, shallots and garlic for several minutes with a pinch salt, pepper and red hot chili flakes. Once the peppers had cooled off a bit Ani chopped them up and added them to a mixture of 12 whisked eggs (yes you read correctly) with whole milk.  Goat cheese was then added and the entire thing was poured into a few available pans and glass dishes we found.  She then sprinkled the top with some parmesan cheese because why wouldn’t you sprinkle more yum on top?

The second frittata was a mushroom and leek holygrail of a frittata.  While both were absolutely delicious I thought this one reigned supreme.  Ani sautéed onions, shallots and garlic for several minutes (just like the first frittata) and then added in the leeks.  Once they were all soft and caramelized (and smelling all kinds of crazy good) she added the mushrooms.  While those were cooking she whisked together another 12 eggs with whole milk.  Then fontina (one of my new favorites by the way) and parmesan cheeses were added to the eggs to make an ultimate dairy concoction.  Once the vegetables were fully cooked they too were added and then the entire mixture was poured in a couple different sized pans.   For good measure some more cheesy deliciousness was sprinkled on top!

Chowing Down on Frittata

Overall, Ani’s brunch was a great success of which good food and even better company enjoyed an entire day together weathering the storm and indulging in many a mimosa. 

And with that said, I leave you with a picture of Ani’s roommate, Mike, who’s lovely piano playing lead to a very animated Beatles sing-a-long.




Until next time!


A few weeks ago, I waxed romantic about my love for fresh summer tomatoes. Now that August is in full swing, however, those juicy fruits are everywhere. This post is the first in an ongoing series in which I will do my very best to take advantage of the 2011 tomato crop through my favorite application: sauce. Now, I’m not here to offend anyone of Mediterranean descent or take on your grandmother in a cook-off showdown, but I love me some sauce and after cooking pot after pot after pot, I’m not afraid to put my best efforts out there.

For my first attempt, I used my favorite cooking method: roasting. A slow roast both deepens / concentrates the flavor and enhances the natural sweetness of the tomatoes and the accompanying aromatics (onion, bell pepper, and garlic). Admittedly, human error (i.e. going out to shop instead of staying at home to watch the tomatoes) allowed the roasting to continue for a bit longer than I would have normally liked, but the end result gave a sauce that had an extra-deep caramelized flavor and just a touch of dark smokiness (and indeed, a dark color) thanks to a few pieces of charred onion.

I like pictures with lots of tomatoes. It's a thing.

All of the candidates for roasting, looking pretty on my kitchen table.

At home in Connecticut, I still spent my Saturday morning at the farmer’s market. Lucky for me, there was a man selling second-quality (i.e. cracked / ugly or slightly under-ripe) tomatoes at the rock-bottom price of $10 for a 25 pound box. And not only was he thrilled to sell me those fruits at 40 cents per pound, he even threw in a few purple and one green bell pepper, which also went into the sauce. Supporting local business + fresh local produce + cheap as fuck = all I do is win.

For the actual roasting, prep is easy. Halve the tomatoes, remove the stem (and any undesired parts, such as mold or under-ripe spots) and scoop out the seedy innards with your hand. Do not use a spoon. Spoons are for the weak and the unattractive. Dice the bell peppers and the onion, also removing the seeds from the peppers, and smash / mince some garlic. Load everything into a baking pan, layering the tomatoes on the bottom and the aromatics on top, and slide it all into a 275 degree oven. After a short time, enjoy the wonderful smells permeating your home.

They didn't believe me when I said "I'LL CUT YOU."

A kaleidoscope of ripeness.

The actual time for the roast depends on how much time you have and what you want out of the sauce. At the very least, let the tomatoes cook for 1.5 hours, which will allow the moisture to cook away and the all of the lovely flavors to concentrate. After that point, though, it’s up to you. I recommend letting everything darken, shrivel slightly, and caramelize / brown around the edges, which should be done within the next hour. Or, if you’re like me, and you get out of the house and leave your mother in charge, things will turn out a bit more well-done than you thought. However, a delicious sauce was still had with little effort.

I could've eaten it all right then. With just my face.

Post-roast, pre-blend. Look at all of that lovely color.

After everything is out of the oven, put the whole mess into a big pot and over low heat. Again, now you have choices. After already cooking for a few hours, all of the produce should give under the pressure of a wooden spoon and some stiff stirring and will yield a rustic and chunky sauce. This time, however, I wanted something smoother, so i added about a half-cup of water and mixed everything with my stick blender until it was more homogenous, but still had much texture. 

Your sauce is now a canvas for finishing. If you let everything roast for a long while, you’ll notice how the natural sugars were brought out and round out the acidity of the tomatoes without any need for added sweeteners. Wanting to bring out some of the alocohol-soluble flavors, I added about a quarter cup of vodka (eyeballed the pour, as I always do with hard liquor, nothing precise) and let the sauce stew for a few minutes. Then, in a stroke of inspiration, I threw in a bit of half and half, wanting to mimic the creaminess and rich flavor of traditional vodka sauces. This also served to brighten the rather dark sauce as well — remember, we eat with our eyes first. Some crushed red pepper and a fresh basil, oregano, and flat-leaf parsley (torn instead of chopped to prevent over-processing the herbs), and I am in a wonderful place. Wait, WHERE IS THE BREAD? Someone get me a loaf of crusty bread!

Your grandmother would be proud.

Blended and soused with booze and milk. Actually more delicious than it sounds.


  • 5 – 6 pounds of fresh tomatoes
  • 1 large onion
  • 1-2 bell peppers
  • 2-4 cloves of garlic (or more, if you like)
  • 1 tablespoon (or more) fresh basil, torn into small pieces
  • 2 teaspoons each fresh oregano and flat-leaf parsley, also torn into small pieces
  • 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flake (at least)
  • 1/4 cup vodka
  • 1/2 cup half and half (substituting light or heavy cream is fine)
  • olive oil
  • kosher salt
  • fresh black pepper
  • water as needed to thin sauce if using stick blender to achieve smooth texture


  1. Wash and dry tomatoes and peppers.
  2. Halve tomatoes vertically (through the stem). Remove any blemishes, mold, etc.
  3. Cut out the stem and scoop out the seeds / tomato goo. Don’t worry if the inner membrane comes out too, it’s not as flavorful as the rest of the tomato. Plus, we’ve got a lot of them to get through.
  4. Dice onion and peppers and mince garlic cloves.
  5. Arrange tomatoes in baking pan, cut side up, and layer the aromatics on top.
  6. Drizzle liberally with olive oil and kosher salt.
  7. Roast in a 250 degree oven for at least 1.5 hours and up to 3 hours, making sure to keep an eye on the progress every 30 minutes or so (15 – 20 minutes closer to the end).
  8. Place tomatoes and aromatics in a large pot over low heat after the roast. Either stir vigorously to achieve a rustic and chunky texture or use a stick blender for a smoother texture. You can also do this in batches in a standard blender or food processor, but it’s a bit of a hassle working in batches.
  9. Add vodka and allow to cook for 5 minutes.
  10. Stir in dairy, season with salt and black pepper if desired.
  11. Finish with herbs and crushed red pepper.

    Yes, even at work, there is shaved pecorino.

    Toss with rigatoni and pecorino romano to make your co-workers jealous.

There will be more sauce to come. Summer is fleeting and the tomatoes, ephemeral jewels that they are, will be ere be gone before I have had my fill.

– Max.

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